What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

Moonraker

Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why did the massacre of al-Dawayima Palestinian residents not have the same reverberations as the Deir Yasin massacre?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How do I get over a long-term relationship breakup?

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How much should one budget to travel for 1 month generally?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do Republicans only believe in two genders? How do they explain Caitlin Jenner and George Santos?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do many women in Turkey prefer to date blacks as a lover?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Ah so!”

Live and Let Die

What is something you have to share?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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Octopussy

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What does the Turkish word çıplak mean?

You Only Live Twice

Dr No

Goldfinger

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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